The sky was overcast the evening we drove out to meet Sid
Lister at his home near Timaru, in
Sid was licensed to fly an airplane and to operate a steam traction engine
in the same year, 1932. I talked with him for quite a while about custom
threshing in
But Sid is best known for his exploits as a pilot. One of the best stories
has to do with geese--
The
It happened that this also was a boom time for agricultural aviation, with lots of experienced pilots adapting used Tiger Moth aircraft for aerial topdressing, spreading superphosphates. Topdressing pilots were not known for longevity. A published history of their craft appends a lengthy "Honor Roll" of pilots who died for the sake of green pastures.
Sid was flying a war-surplus Tiger Moth himself at this time, 1946, when the
proprietors of
This got to be a regular routine, half pest control and half sport. "They would fly in a 'V' formation," Sid says of the honkers, "and I handled them much the same as dogs driving sheep. I could drive them fifteen or twenty miles to where the shooters were in a bit of level ground, and then I'd circle these geese and come round and round and bring them down within range of the shooters."
Then came the day, though, when "one of these blokes got a little bit trigger-happy, and he didn't leave enough lead on the goose, and I had a cabin full of buckshot." A fabric fuselage offered little protection, and Sid took a couple shot in his leg. Having no radio communication, he made a pass by the shooters, cut the engine, and shouted out, "I'm driving these ruddy geese, not tagging them!"
The flocks were thinned, but by no means eradicated. Some said the geese were merely dispersed to plague other stations. Says Sid, "We made such a good job of herding those Mesopotamian geese that we've got the bloody things all over the high country now."
Anyway, I still sort of wish it had been clear when we drove out to Sid's place.