Why Women Are Smarter Than Men

"Jackstands? Hah! Who needs 'em?

Necessity is the mother of invention...
but sometimes Necessity should use birth control!

"And to think... those wimps at the power company
use straps and cleats to get up this high!"

"Gee, guys... that seems like an awful lot of protective gear
for such a small chlorine gas leak..."

I'm sure this guy still wonders why he got fired that day.

Step 1: Remove shoes. Step 2: Place metal ladder in water.
Step 3: Begin using power tools while standing barefoot on metal ladder in water.

And the winner is...

How drunk do you have to be before
this starts looking like a good idea?