Welcome to the
DORK!
Page
You have arrived
at this page due to a malfunction of your brain. This malfunction is
likely connected to ONE (or more!) of the following facts:
1) You have asked a question whose answer is
in plain view on the online Schedule. You should always read the schedule carefully, and follow links
provided on the online site.
2) You have asked a question whose answer was in plain view in a recent e-mail. You should check your mail to review that message, or consult a classmate for notes.
3) You have asked a question whose answer is in plain view on a current assignment. You should go to that site (or reread your print-out) for the information you are seeking.
4) You have asked a question whose answer was explained, possibly more than once, in class. You should consult your own notes, or contact one or more classmates for COMPLETE notes if you missed important classes. Your frazzled, fumbling, overworked instructor should not have to explain something for the gazillionth time if you didn't bother to get notes, come to class, or read course materials which have been painstakinglyand of course lovingly devised for your use. Right? RIGHT.
Note: if you
are referred more than once to this page, the difficulty may be a serious, advanced
case of DORKITIS. Please immediately consult a tutor, a basic skills instructor,
or a remedial reading class for treatment. Thank you.